Scareband presents
a browser-borne calamity in four acts
The world ended. The clowns did it.
“I lost my entire weekend and three jugglers.”
“The mime found me. Five stars, send help.”
“Honestly? The candy floss is people. 10/10.”
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Tonight’s programme
- I
RAISE THE FAIRGROUND
Six tents of terror on the bones of suburbia. The vats churn. The carousel grinds. The Big Top watches.
- II
TRAIN THE HORDE
From humble Honkers to the dreaded Mime — five tiers of clown, each somehow your responsibility.
- III
RAID THE REMNANTS
Cul-de-sacs. Strip malls. A birthday party that went very, very wrong. Bring a formation. Bring a captain.
- IV
RULE THE MIDWAY
Ten rigged-looking stalls, a Krew of fellow menaces, rivals to sack, and a Hall of Infamy with your name misspelt on it.
SCAREBAND PRESENTS A CLOWNPOCALYPSE PRODUCTION “CLOWNPOCALYPSE” STARRING GIGGLES THE DEFILER · PENNYWHISTLE · MADAME MACABRE AND BONKO THE UNMADE AS HIMSELF CASUALTIES BY THE HORDE · SUGAR BY THE VATS · WARDROBE BY THE HALL OF MIRRORS CASTING BY THE CURSED CRATE (ODDS PUBLISHED) · MUSIC BY A CALLIOPE THAT WON’T STOP FILMED ENTIRELY ON LOCATION AT THE END OF THE WORLD 16+ FOR PURCHASES · EVERYTHING SOLD IS ALSO EARNABLE · YOUR CIRCUS LIVES IN THE CLOUD
🤡 no clowns were harmed (lie)